Friday, 3 April 2026

'A' ride Wednesday 1st April 2026

 Twenty-two signed up for this ride to The Milk Churn, Rudgwick via the North Downs.

I had three sub-leaders, a decent forecast of a dry mildish day & a familiar route along some of Surrey's quietest & nicest lanes.

Sue F was away first:

Andy C gave us a masterclass in planning a ride on Wednesday; great route complete with a perfect number of hills before lunch, just the right length for the time of year and an excellent, well priced and a no pre-order lunch at The Milk Churn in Rudgwick. Admittedly we can’t credit Andy with the perfect weather but that turned up too.

It could have turned out differently however if this sub leader had been a slightly wider proposition and not hurled herself into the side of the road at the Raikes Lane/ Horsham Rd junction to avoid being squashed by a delivery van. Anyway thoughts of a near miss were banished by a superb downhill swoop to Ockley Rd. We were over hauled by Frances’s group on the descent but I am pleased to report that we kept their rear lights in our sights all the way to Rudgwick.

Top marks to The Milk Churn for the quality of their cheese on toast and I heard reports of some excellent sandwiches.

Bluebells and gorgeous spring flowers lined the lanes on our return and we rounded off a thoroughly good day with well earned tea and cake at Brockham. Thanks to my group of Gill H, Ged, Steve D and Gina for their patience and good company and big thanks to Andy for planning such a good day out.

Followed by Brian:

I'm quite familiar with the route to the MIlk Churn but Andy put in a few twists and turns so I had to pay attention to the route. The detour round the back of the "Isle of Wight" on Bookham Common was new to me even though I knew the bits both sides and Manor House Lane was an interesting change. The long drag up High Barn Lane warmed us up and we overtook Sue's group at the top. After that it wasn't all downhill but certainly always felt as if we were making good progress and arrived first at the Milk Churn to a short queue, unlike the others who arrived en masse behind us. The return was straightforward and blessed with some warm sunshine though the northerly wind made itself felt on the last stretch from Parkgate to Brockham. 

A lovely route and good company. Thank you all and to Janice for back marking. 

Ed - In Brian's group - Janice D, Fiona B, Guy D & Dave E.

Frances was next away:

My group of 5 were prompt, keen and very willing 🥳 as we headed out from Cobham and fortunately over the mainly dry Bookham Common.

We enjoyed the slog up High Barn to Ranmore but at least the crossroads at Whitedown were dry - no wet feet this time.

It was downhill, and uphill but lovely quiet roads, good road surface in many places and the temperature was rising nicely as we neared the Milk Churn.

It was busy but the sun came out for our outside table and the cheesy options were well received.  I managed to miss the whole group photo but we had a good photo of our group at the Weare pond too.

Off we set again at a steady pace into a little headwind up Coles Lane, through Capel and on to Brockham tea stop just before 3pm.  Several stopped and I was glad of a tea break as the ride was more hilly than I checked! Needless to say it was a lovely spring day, great riding with a very considerate group throughout and it hopefully set us up nicely for Easter.🐣

Thanks to all, Patrick, Clive, Sue, Simon and Peter for his back marking. 


Frances & her group at the duck pond on Weare Street - Photo credit Clive.





In my group - Dave B, Dave W, Hans, Mike & Richard.
Beech Lane/Critten Lane or High Barn Road?
cycle.travel opted for the latter & I was happy to go along with that...... " more scenic" as Mike quite rightly pointed out.
Traffic was light as we crossed into Raikes Lane then to Holmbury St Mary & The Volunteer pub that closed in 2022....its future still uncertain.
Continuing South on the Horsham Road - a well surfaced 'lane' slightly undulating took us to the right turn of Furzen Lane.
On a ride where traffic lights were absent, we were slowed by workman lights in two locations (no workmen present).
The groups arrived at lunch en masse creating a humungous queue.
Despite this, spirits were high & the folks at the Milk Churn run a well oiled machine so we all ordered, paid, were served & fed well within the hour.
Reviews were mixed on the quantity rather than quality but overall I think folk were satisfied.
A few brief glimpses of the sun on the return was welcomed slightly lifting the temperature.
We were stopped in our tracks by an articulated lorry making a delivery at a new build in Weare Street causing us to slightly go 'off-road'.
Most stopped for tea (or a rest) at the Reading Room, Brockham.



That tandem @ The Reading Room & the bent seat tube.





Group photo sans, Dave W, Frances, Sue & Gill - Apologies! 👀



Thanks to Brian, Frances & Sue for sub-leading & Dave B backmarking my group.






Thursday, 2 April 2026

B's Ride Report - 1st April (April Fool's Day )

Team Jesters

Francis begins with ~

I was expecting far fewer riders to sign up given the imminent Easter break and the Easter Tour to the Cotswolds, but pleasantly surprised when 20 signed up.

After last Wednesday’s dismal weather, we were all grateful the day turned out to be dry, warm with little or no wind.

After a pleasant Elevenses at the always welcoming RBL in Cobham, my merry band of Bob, Brenda, Carolyn, Geoff, Dave F and John A headed out first. Soon we passed Effingham and Bookham on near empty roads and started our short climb up Chapel Lane to be rewarded with the sharp descent down to Westhumble. Luckily, no one decided to cut and run at that point into the pub!

As we rode up the Zig-Zag towards Box Hill, I was overtaken at great speed by Brenda and Bob! Later Brenda admitted her hill climbing ability had increased after a masterclass talk by Bob “it’s all about the cadence”. The reward came later when we had an exhilarating adrenalin rush on the downhill at “Little Switzerland”

It was a busy lunchtime at the Stepping Stones, with a large walking group already at their table. We had to wait a little longer than usual but the food was good and the staff pleasant as always.

Post lunch Dave F bursting with energy, decided to climb UP “little Switzerland and head home. The rest of us continued onto Leatherhead and a peaceful long ride through Ashtead and Epsom commons to the Old Moat. The rest of my group headed home while I joined a few Easy Riders at tea.

An enjoyable day out, thanks to my back-marker Geoff and my subbies Mick and Tim G







Team Jokers

Tim G writes~

It’s always a relief to have a dry day for our Wednesday rides. B group numbers were good given that many were preparing for the Easter trip to the Cotswolds. Seven of us left in the second group and had an easy ride out towards Effingham, Bookham and up Chapel Lane where we had a photo opportunity.

After a swift decent into Westhumble we then climbed the zig-zag to Box Hill and then took a very scenic route towards Headley and down ‘Little Switzerland’. Increasing sunny spells made everything look more springlike.

Having been fed and watered in a busy ‘Stepping Stones’ we then followed an improvised route back via Leatherhead, Ashtead and Epsom Common to take tea at ‘The Old Moat’ garden centre. A few peeled off on the way to make their own way home. My thanks to Karl for back-marking all day.

Thanks to everyone who made today’s ride a success and to Francis for planning everything. A good day out !





Team Comedians

Mick A ends with ~

The Comedians, Paul J, Anne W, Peter Bt and Terry L were led by Mick off into the Surrey hills on a reasonable, if a little chilly day. The first challenge Chapel Lane was surmounted without comment. There was then the fast decent to Westhumble. Terry went from there to the pub, whilst the four of us tackled Box Hill. After a fast decent down Little Switzerland, we all ended up in the Stepping Stones for lunch.

The Stepping Stones pub was very busy when we arrived, with the two prior ride groups and a large walking group, having already ordered. Delivery was not as quick as expected but the food was good and welcome.

After lunch we set off towards the Old Moat Garden centre for tea. Terry and Peter peeled off in the direction of home. Paul, Anne and Mick rode on to the tea stop and joined the remnants of the other groups and some Easy Riders.

Thanks to Peter for his diligent back-marking.

A good day out!


 Spot the Difference....







Sunday, 29 March 2026

The B's Took on the Weather and Won on the Way to Hillingdon, 25th March 2026

 

Following on from last Wednesday’s London ride, when the weather was perfect, a week later and a return to winter conditions! Between the groups we experienced virtually every sort of weather, sunshine on the way out, rain after lunch followed by hailstones showers intermixed with sunshine.

Tony’s Group

There was a strong turnout at Molesey Boat Club, with my group setting off first at 10:30. The ride began smoothly as we headed into Bushy Park, continuing along the River Crane Path and across Hounslow Heath. Thankfully, we encountered no “highwaymen” along the way and made steady progress.

Our route then took us along Parkway towards Cranford, west to Sipson, and northwards across the Grand Union Canal. After crossing Horton Road, we joined a pleasant cycle path, but unfortunately our progress was halted by crime scene tape, forcing a diversion. Having ridden this route many times before, I was able to guide the group around the obstruction.

We continued past Hillingdon Hospital and arrived at our lunch stop, The Red Lion Hotel. Although I had passed it many times enroute to Uxbridge, this was my first visit inside. The Fuller's-owned pub and hotel, with over 50 rooms, is beautifully maintained despite its age, offering a warm atmosphere with plenty of cosy seating areas.

Food service was a little slow, but the quality more than made up for it. As other groups began to arrive, the weather took a turn, with heavy rain setting in just as we were preparing to leave. With dark skies looming, I suggested a quicker, more direct return route back to Bushy Park, which the group agreed was the best option.

With the wind now behind us, the return journey was brisk and enjoyable. After a quick photo stop by an old tractor, we rode through Stockley Park, under the M4, and into Heathrow. From there, we followed the cycle path to Feltham, stopping to shelter from hailstones showers, re-joining the Crane River Path before heading through Fulwell and back into Bushy Park.

Francis left us at a crossroads to make his way home by 4:30, and Steph continued without stopping for tea, leaving four of us to pause briefly. A few riders from other groups arrived, though most opted to head straight home.

Despite the windy and cold conditions, it was a great day out with a fantastic group of friends. It was also nice to see Pam arrive at elevenses. Many thanks to Ray for planning a route to such an excellent lunch venue, to my group—Steph, Mick, Francis, Bob, and Martin—and a special thanks to Francis for back marking throughout the ride.

Tony

Tony’s Group at the entrance to Hale Field Park

 

Maddie’s Group

Madeleine’s group consisted of the hardy and wise Tim Gibbons, backmarker and guide, and the good company of Jane F, Fixie Dave and Martina. We had a fairly uneventful morning ride and particularly enjoyed the off-road sections. Even experienced riders hadn’t been on many parts of the route. Like all groups, we struggled against the strong headwinds for the last part of the morning but enjoyed good cheer and even a photo shoot along the way.


Like other groups, we were diverted by lots of convincing police tape. Unlike other groups who found sensible on-road ways round. We visited a nearby grassland in the wilds next to Uxbridge FC. Martina had the good sense to join Ray’s groups for this special outing.

 


The warm stop at the pub was much appreciated, but sadly, I didn’t record the appalled faces as the sky darkened and we witnessed a magnificent hailstorm. Thank goodness, it was over fairly quickly!
The afternoon ride started well. We got to the canal and were able to shelter under a bridge during some more inclement weather.  On seeing Ray’s group, we skedaddled ahead but let them catch us when my navigation started to fail. Instead of trusting Ray more than my satnav, I treated my group to a special tour of the cycle lanes along some major A roads around Southall. And then back again. They were mostly very appreciative of this bonus, though I did turn round suddenly to catch one mouthing quite a bad swear word….
We made a new route which was effectively an un-romantic beeline back to Twickenham. Luckily, Tim soon realised that we were intersecting Ray’s original route. With great relief for all of us, he then led us back to safety.

 


Just as we re-joined the Crane River and knew we were getting close, Jane had a puncture. Despite having one of the best tyre fitters in the business in Dave, it was very tricky to get the blooming tyre off the rim, so a long time for even Fixie magic to work. Under Tim’s guidance we made it through the gloaming to Bushey Park, too late for tea, but just in time for Jane to fit in another puncture. Dave and Tim sorted her out enough for her to get a lift home from a friend, thank goodness. I think we were all happy to be home and warm by nightfall.

 

Ray’s Group

We were the third group to leave at 10.50 and was made up of Tim C, Anne, Paul, Pete, Stephen and myself. As we pedalled our way across Hampton Bridge the sky looked encouraging with the sun starting to break through. Turning left into Bushy Park we cycled, traffic free, along to Laurel Road where we joined some quiet roads before joining Wellington Road. At the Great Chertsey Road we entered the western path of the river Crane. Using various quiet roads or cycle tracks we by-passed Heathrow and West Drayton before coming across Maddie’s group and police tape stopping us from using a cycle path next to Chestnut Avenue Children’s Playground. After looking at the map we then circled back and used Whitehorn Avenue to bypass the problem. It was then a case of completing the ride to our lunch time stop, the Red Lion Hotel.

The food was good and the staff friendly and welcoming but unfortunately service was ‘relaxed’, which meant that we had time to chat. We then watched the other two groups leave before setting off ourselves.

On leaving the pub, we entered the winter weather part of our journey. The rain had briefly stopped but the roads were still wet. We returned down the hill till Colham Road where we turned left and had an easy run, with the wind behind us plus the slightly downhill roads, progress was quick.  At Stilwell Roundabout we entered a path that took us into Hale Field Park. Just after exiting the park the first hailstorm briefly stopped progress as we all sheltered under some trees. We then entered Lake Farm Country Park before exiting at Botwell Road, where once again we stopped to put on rainwear and took shelter in a bus stop. Then along down to the Grand Union Canal where the surface was rough in sections but dry. At Weston Road Bridge we left the canal path and used the road running parallel to the canal to reach the next bridge at the Old Oak Tree pub. After crossing the bridge, we came across a horrible bit of road that was full of cars, with parents trying to pick up their children from school. On crossing the Great West Road, we reassembled as a group and cycled on to the Pheasantry Café at Bushy Park. It was a relief to leave the Heston and Hounslow traffic behind.

Ray’s Group at the start of the offroad path through Hale Field Park

There we meet up with Tony’s group and sat exchanging stories of the ride hoping to see Maddie’s group follow us in, but they had been delayed riding along the Crane River where Jane had two punctures. It was overall a good ride with good company helping to make it fun for everyone. Thank you, Tim, for back marking my group and the rest for adding the fun element to the ride.

Ray 


 

Saturday, 28 March 2026

'A' ride - Wednesday 1st April

 Yeah I know it's April Fools Day....we'll be fine, don't worry.😎

Join me as we dip our toes into West Sussex in this first ride post clocks change (BST).

We'll lunch at The Milk Churn, Rudgwick....somewhere the A groups haven't been since August 2020 as per blog post.

Think cheese toasties & the like although they can do you a simple roll too:

https://www.bookhamharrison.co.uk/the-milk-churn/

You can ask for a takeaway & go next door for alcohol:

https://firebirdbrewing.com/taproom/

20 miles & a couple of climbs to lunch.

17 miles to tea at The Reading Room, Brockham (closes 4pm).

Currently not looking for sub-leaders because I sense some folk are away or getting ready to head off for the Easter break - Happy Easter!

If however numbers are larger than I anticipate then I'll put a request on the A group WhatsApp after 6pm Monday.

PLEASE REGISTER YOUR INTEREST BY 6PM MONDAY.

andycoxhill@ntlworld.com

Thanks!













Invitation to B Group ride 1st April

You are all welcome to join my April Fool’s Day ride from the Royal British Legion, 
105 Downside Bridge Rd, Cobham KT11 3DG.

The morning route is 19 miles and most of it gentle via Effingham and Bookham with just a short uphill on Chapel Lane and old favourite Box Hill. But the reward comes later with an exhilarating ride down ‘Little Switzerland’ to the pub.

Lunch is at the ever-welcoming Stepping Stones pub in Westhumble. No pre-orders are required but you may wish to familiarise yourself with their menus in advance.

The afternoon ride is relatively short at just 8.5 miles to The Old Moat Garden Centre, via Leatherhead and across Ashtead Common.

I will be joined by my ever-dependable co-leaders Tim G and Mick A.

If you would like to join the ride, please email me directly on fdsilva82@gmail.com  before 6pm Monday evening please.

Looking forward to seeing you at Elevenses. The weather should be good.

Enjoy the weekend,

Francis

 

Thursday, 26 March 2026

Ride Report 25th March Molesey to Puttenham

 Seventeen riders met for coffee at the Molesey Rowing club cafe where we were served excellent coffee and cakes. Sue F decided not to ride today having just returned from cycling in Majorca. Lucky girl! So I set off with 7 riders, namely Sue C, Patrick, Clive, Dave B, Simon, Karl and Neil W. Having completed the recce on Saturday in brilliant sunshine I was confident, but the weather forecast was for cold and rain. The route took us through Brooklands Park where Neil left us, to Byfleet village. From here we took Dodds Lane and the Wey navigation and the sun appeared briefly. From here it was mainly straight roads south of Woking into the teeth of the North West wind. At a stop Patrick kindly offered to ride ahead of me to shelter me from the blast, but I was trying to keep a steady pace so declined. The climb up to the A31 from Wanborough finished me and I ended up walking the last 50 metres. We were supposed to take the footpath down to Puttenham, but the others had different ideas and took the road. We were then treated to a good lunch at very good prices. Everyone commented on the homemade chips which made a healthy choice.

After lunch we tackled the climb up Down Lane past the Watts Gallery and over the top track in sunshine to The Mount with spectacular potholes. We went up Castle Street in Guildford to avoid the High Street which was also quicker and then the A246 via The Street, West Clandon, after which we were hailed on. Then to Cobham where black clouds loomed ahead. Sue decided to carry on home and so six of us stopped for tea at Gail's Cafe. We met Dave V there who had led the first group and this is his report:-
Dave’s Ride Report

My group, comprising Ged, Guy, Hans, Richard and three Daves – E, F and W - were seemingly

undeterred by an unpromising weather forecast with an almost certain 25 miles into the wind.

In the event it was not as bad as forecast, the rain held off before lunch, with only a battering by

hailstones to dampen the mood. The sun made some welcome appearances, and we were

treated to a welcome tailwind up Wanborough Hill.

Most of the route was on familiar roads, but the Wey Navigation towpath and Dodds Lane,

often a quagmire travelled only by the B’s, was dry and in better condition than some of the roads.


Lunch was well received and service attentive.



After lunch the promised tailwind must have helped though its blustery nature meant it never felt too helpful.

We missed a heavy downpour which passed through Guildford just ahead of us. Dave’s W and F left us in

Guildford, while Hans had parted company before lunch. The remainder of my group arrived in Cobham

around 3.30, four of us feeling sufficiently battered to need tea at Gails, before further homeward battering.

My thanks to Dave W and Ged for back marking, and Daves W and E for photos.


So there you are. I thought it was a hard ride because of the cold and the head wind. At Gail's we refeulled for
the ride home. Patrick thought I should be named Steve 'Windbreaker' for riding ahead, acting as a windbreak,
but I thought the name had nasty connotations. 'Windcheater' or 'Windsurfer' might be better. Anyway many
thanks to Dave V for stepping up to the challenge of leading a group and to Clive for back marking mine.
Everyone got home without getting too wet as well. I really enjoyed the ride and everyone's company.

Steve Windbreaker

URGENT - new Hon Sec required

Following on from my blog post last month, we have not yet had any applicants to take up the role of Hon Secretary which will become vacant when Dave F steps down after the AGM next month. This is an extremely worrying situation as the Hon Sec role is one of the official roles required by Cycling UK and without a secretary we cannot function as a club. I quite understand that most of us, despite being largely retired, have lots of other commitments so with that in mind I have asked CUK if the role could be shared which they have agreed to. If this puts a different complexion on your thoughts about applying, please email me ASAP and remember, ‘a job shared is a job halved’, as they say!

Dave has kindly agreed to handover / assist / mentor his successor for their first full year cycle of duties so there will be plenty of support available.

A full description of the role can be found here

https://www.cyclinguk.org/article/secretarys-toolkit

With best wishes 

Sue F

sue.foster39@gmail.com